Freelance Columnist Suggests Workaround To California's AB5: Submit One Giant, Regularly Edited, Column

from the something's-wrong-with-the-law dept

We recently wrote about the many problems (even if created through good intentions) with California’s new AB5 law that will turn many freelancers into employees. As we noted, a big part of the problem is that many freelancers don’t want to be employees, and the law will almost certainly backfire, in making companies wary of hiring freelancers in California. The one area we focused in on (though many are impacted) is journalism, where the author of the bill, Lorena Gonzalez admitted upfront that she chose 35 submissions per year as the dividing line “arbitrarily,” despite the fact that many freelancers will contribute a much higher number than 35 stories for many publications.

Andy Kessler, who is a freelance columnist for the Wall Street Journal, has a new piece highlighting how silly this new law is, including the fact that it seems based on the assumption that freelancers all really desire to be employees.

Like many independent contractors, I prefer not to be hired as an employee. I don?t want to attend company picnics or sit through mandatory sensitivity training. Shouldn?t I have the ability to choose? Apparently not in California, a job-destroying wrecking ball. On a more serious note, many disabled people or parents with young children would rather work freelance from home than trudge to an office. Retaining more workers directly will send employers? costs up, up, up.

But Kessler has come up with a… uh… unique workaround so that he can continue his (mostly) weekly column at the Wall Street Journal. Just do it all as one giant submission that is regularly edited:

I could invoke the First Amendment and free speech, but I doubt it would fly. Maybe I could roll out the big guns by telling the court the law restricts my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. Especially liberty, which to me means, ?Stop telling me what I can or can?t do.?

Maybe I should just keep quiet, but I guess that train has left. Instead, I plan to send one giant ?submission? to The Wall Street Journal on Jan. 1, subject to updating and editing by me, which they are free to cut into 48 pieces (I do get the Monday holidays off). If that doesn?t work, I?ll claim I?m a psychologist, easing the pain of every lab rat abused by California politicians. After that, I hear Nevada is nice this time of year.

This is all obviously kind of silly, but that’s part of the problem. When the law has people looking at these kinds of silly solutions, perhaps the problem is with the law.

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Anonymous Coward says:

"submissions" has this covered. -- And 35 IS an employee.

I prefer not to be hired as an employee. I don’t want to attend company picnics or sit through mandatory sensitivity training.

Fair enough.

But as usual, only NARROW focus makes this piece work.

There are thousands who want the assurance and benefits of being employed.

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Breeding bananas is so complex that few ever try says:

Re: "submissions" has this covered. -- And 35 IS an em

Free and fair employment, before anyone makes silly gainsaying, depends on a large pool of potential employers, NOT being shut out by crony capitalists, the LACK of Rich people controlling markets, a good strong economy, and so on.

Main point though is that Masnick NEVER has a thought for ordinary laborers, not even immigrants, as he chose to yet again disdain all such by not mentioning. They don’t matter in his world, except that he wants a large labor pool of fairly desperate people so that he can have ten servants around his mansion, instead of only a couple.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: ... And 35 IS an employee.

… many [] people … would rather work freelance from home than trudge to an office.

That’s called ‘telecommuting’ these days. Many of us folks with full time jobs do this. Not a valid reason.

Retaining more workers directly will send employers’ costs up, up, up.

So will the $15 minimum wage, or any minimum wage for that matter. So will requiring restaurants (and uber!) to pay their staff the full minimum wage instead of forcing customers to pay (and wait staff to expect) tips.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

Yes, replying to my own comment.

Telecommuting is still not a valid reason to want to freelance. But other conditions often applied to full time employment may be, such as non-competes, retaining copyrights, flexible work schedule/submission rate.

Not saying there aren’t good reasons to want to freelance. Saying that those aren’t some of them.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: ... And 35 IS an employee.

Wages are a significant contributor to the problem. When a business is unable to attract employees it is not the responsibility of government to provide said employees. Employees are not a commodity.

Michele Bachmann once proudly proclaimed that we could eliminate unemployment by getting rid of the minimum wage. We also could eliminate unemployment by changing the definition of unemployed. Neither of these does anything to address the problem.

bobob says:

Re: Re: Re:2 Re:

Every choice to earn a living has plusses and minuses. If you want to be an independent contractor, the you are a business which is indepedent of the business contracting you, otherwise the term "independent contractor" is just a synonym for "employee who can be exploited."

There are benefits to incorporating as well. Your personal assets are distinct from the corporate assets and your personal assets have some shielding from lawsuits that arise from the actions of the corporation and its employee(s), which might be handy. Deal with it.

If the California definition of "Independent contractor" is less than ideal, (which it most likely is not), the solution is to change it for the better while not abandoning its intent. Somebody had to start somewhere to deal with the abuses of independent contractors not really being independent contractors.

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That One Guy (profile) says:

No really, keep 'helping'

When the people you claim to be trying to ‘help’ find themselves forced to come up with ludicrous schemes in order to work around your ‘help’ I’d say it’s time to admit that while your motivations may have been good(assuming it’s not just a cheap PR stunt) your methods are seriously flawed and need to be either re-done or tossed entirely.

Uriel-238 (profile) says:

The problem with a workaround...

Is that it may also work around the solution to the original problem, which is that so many people were being hired and underpaid and underbenefited as freelancers that California decided it’s time we can no longer have nice things.

If there is a workaround and it gets exploited so that Trader Joes aisle clerks can be forced to work as freelancers again, then it’s a loophole that California will have to close.

Unless we find an alternative solution to stop companies from using freelancer rules to cheat labor out of things like health insurance and a living wage.

I’d say we could nationalize every business that cruelly exploits its employees. But I’m sure there are two dozen workable solutions that are less radical than that.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Re: The problem with a workaround...

And like I said, publications outside the United States, like the Sydney morning herald, are not subject to this law, or any other United States laws.

When I ran my online radio station, and its associated blog, we used freelancers.

If it were still running today, and still operating out of Australia, my station and its blog would not be subject to this law.

And if the state of California had told me how to run a business that was in Australia, I would have told the State Of California to f*** off, and would have told them that California law does not apply to anything in Australia.

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PaulT (profile) says:

Re: The problem with a workaround...

"Unless we find an alternative solution to stop companies from using freelancer rules to cheat labor out of things like health insurance and a living wage."

The rest of the civilised world has found a way to do the former – disconnect healthcare from employment. A socialised medical system means that private healthcare can still be offered as an incentive, but nobody’s going without healthcare or facing large copays because they’re not employed in the right way.

Living wage is more difficult, because people have to agree on what that means, and companies use things like zero rated contracts and variable part time scheduling to still screw people, but that’s things like UBI are seriously discussed.

Cdaragorn (profile) says:

Re: The problem with a workaround...

The problem still remains that you’re trying to solve problems you pretend exist that aren’t really there.
No one is "forced" to work as a freelancer. There are still plenty of jobs available everywhere that insisting you are being forced is just you not being willing to do what you are perfectly capable of doing to change your situation.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Wait. What?

They first limited the number of actions a freelancer can take before they become an employee? Not fix the broken system itself which forces people to go freelance? The fuck?

Like I fucking hate the gig economy because I think it is an adaptation into a market of an exaptation against employee abuse that was just a coping mechanism against employer abuse. And now instead of fixing said employer abuse they are just regulating the new market with what amounts to Red Flag laws.

Anonymous Coward says:

The problem is more hard limits than anything else

I don’t know US/Californian laws around contractor vs employee, but (from memory) the principles underpinning the difference in Oz are basically:

Does the worker have an expectation of an ongoing relationship
Can the worker subcontract or does the worker have to be the one who does the work
Is there any requirement for exclusivity or controls on who else they can work for

Using those principles as a basis, a journalist (or their chaotic evil variant, the columnist) would be likely to be deemed an employee if they are expected to only write for that publication, if they have to do the research themselves, and they are expected to keep writing for that publication (or they expect that they will keep getting work from the publication.

Yes, it does bring in grey areas, but not as much as you would think, and it leads to fewer perverse outcomes where people have to try to come up with workarounds.

Anonymous Coward says:

There are 1000,s of people who want to work from home,
freelance, avoid commutes and traffic jam,s .
In the era of trump independent journalists are more important than ever,
if every journalists works for a company or large corporation ,
it may reduce freedom to report on issues like corporate tax avoidance,
political donations by companys to push bill,s to limit local government
broadband etc
reducing the freedom of journalists to work is a bad idea,
was this bill sponsored by china or russia ?

Anonymous Coward says:

Currently for California a 35 article submission limit should be approximately 34 article above what may be submitted.

A map of PG&E current power outage may be viewed at
https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/fires/article236783578.html

For the uninformed this is similar to a hurricane outage with out the rain.

No electricity means:
No Lights. It is dark outside.
No pumps. You have no running water either fresh or black.
No gas stations. You are not going anywhere.
No sales. You are not going to buy anything.
No AC. It is very hot inside or very cold.
No computers; No telephones. No working from home.
No banks. No money transfers. Cash money only if you can even find someone to sell you food.

Reality could not happen to a bigger bunch of virtual delusional individuals.

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