Bad patents are a running gag on this site, but I guess it’s one way for this guy to get a leg up on the competition. Hopefully a judge walks this back and tells them not to let the gait hit them on their way out.
You have the option to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you by those who hear it. You have the ability to talk to someone before you say things. Maybe sometimes you should.
In Batman’s case, the relationship with Gordon might move him to police consultant. I don’t know if that’s tested law though. Other, Avengers types may have a less cozy relationship with badged authorities but are shielded by rights of qualified immunity from results of collateral mayhem as long as said mayhem is conducted toward public safety activity beyond the scope of routine law enforcement (NYC v Ghostbusters, 1984).
Not surprising
Everyone in pop music was using the same major keys at the time.
Feetured apps
Bad patents are a running gag on this site, but I guess it’s one way for this guy to get a leg up on the competition. Hopefully a judge walks this back and tells them not to let the gait hit them on their way out.
Always nice to see
when someone OANs the cons.
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I guess the next sculpture should have the little girl with her phone in one hand and what makes the bull a bull in the other.
Orphan ain’t free in the UK
cuz someone’s coming sometime, maybe.
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For once pack(et) loss is a good thing.
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Faceplant, or The Faceplant?
Dated metaphor
If I ever write a book I think I’ll publicize it by complaining when people read the trade paperback instead of the first-edition hardcover.
Re: desert?
I’ve been through the dessert on a horse with no name.
Summary
Paint saint complaint restraint attaint.
Update: Aquaint
Farley Mowat’s newest?
Never Cry Copyright Infringement
Let me guess
Sean Spicer is a major investor in Silver Spoon.
Miranda-ish
You have the option to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you by those who hear it. You have the ability to talk to someone before you say things. Maybe sometimes you should.
Re: Staving off the Burrdome
Comment fail. Scroll on by.
Staving off the Burrdome
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I wonder if reality can get a summary judgment saying it can’t be sued for defamation.
Great Takes State
You don’t stay First District by letting them keep their money.
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Meanwhile, somewhere a buggy-whip factory is planning to reopen.
Country AND Western
They took his pickup truck and his teeth? I hope he doesn’t have a dog.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Hollywood problem solved
In Batman’s case, the relationship with Gordon might move him to police consultant. I don’t know if that’s tested law though. Other, Avengers types may have a less cozy relationship with badged authorities but are shielded by rights of qualified immunity from results of collateral mayhem as long as said mayhem is conducted toward public safety activity beyond the scope of routine law enforcement (NYC v Ghostbusters, 1984).
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