Help Us Expand The Insider Shop By Voting On Ideas For New Techdirt Gear
from the MOAR-EAGLES! dept
We want to keep our Insider Shop stocked with an always-expanding selection of fresh Techdirt gear, so we’ve set up a Step2 thread for you to vote on product ideas and submit your own.
Our Seized Tee and DMCA Tee have both been very popular, so we’re definitely looking for your input on new t-shirt ideas—but we’re also interested in whatever else you dream up! For now, we want to dedicate this thread to physical Techdirt gear—we’ll be launching another thread in the future to discuss the new blog features and subscription packages. There are a few ideas already there, both for new products and for variations on our existing lineup. Head on over and help us decide what we should offer next.
Remember, you need an account to vote and comment on Step2, but your Techdirt account works there too.
Comments on “Help Us Expand The Insider Shop By Voting On Ideas For New Techdirt Gear”
Geoblock tee.
Hell yes.
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Seconded.
cant join
I tried to sign up on step 2 or the insights site essentially, but I cant seem to get past the registration form.
I just tried a few more times as well. Its not working in FF.
I like the shirt as well lol..
Nigel
Man, I really want that DMCA T-shirt now. If only I hadn’t just spent a bunch of money on new oboe reed making supplies >.
looooooootsss of “Why won’t mike debate my nonsense” t-shirts
Shilling?
“Techdirt: Shilling for Google since 1997”
Two 'sock puppet' ideas:
First, the physical item:
No idea if it would be feasible, but a ‘Pirate Mike Sock Puppet’ would be an awesome thing to add to the store. Thing would be simple enough, just a standard sock puppet, with say an eye-patch on it, and a mini-cd attached/drawn on the side.
And the digital item:
Either a one time buy, or something for a reoccurring subscription, this one would be a little account icon of an eye-patch bedecked sockpuppet. In the same space that the ‘Insider’ line is, replace it with ‘Yarr!’ or something along those lines.
Might be a little too detailed for such a tiny icon though, not sure.
Anyway, just two ideas inspired by the troll ‘argument’ they always seem to fall back on, seems like they’d be a great way to turn an already laughable thing even funnier.
Some ideas...
How about some satirical shirts?
“I don’t bend myself over a barrel for Congress like the RIAA.”
“For a Congress-granted industry monopoly, you need a rosy set of lips and a skilled tongue.”
“I don’t get on my knees for pro-copyright judges like entertainment industry leaders.”
Front: “MAFIAA: Hiding Copyright Incompetence”
Back: “TECHDIRT: Exposing their Copyright Incompetence”
“RIAA: Protecting the industry all the way to death row.”
“MAFIAA: You’ll pay for their crap one way or another.”
“Tech industry leaders have golden parachutes. Entertainment industry leaders have golden knee pads.”
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Don’t quit your day job…. if you have one.
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They could get away with some MAFIAA stuff, but calling out RIAA/MPAA won’t end well.
Trying to work off your MAFIAA angle…
Perhaps some silhouettes similar to a Charlie’s Angels pose representing the three AA’s. They could have emblems on the silhouettes of a tape, a DVD (or film reel) and a book, or just be holding them like weapons. And of course instead of Charlie’s Angels it would just read MAFIAA.
That’s the best I think I could come up with working the AAngle.
How about one with your face, your name, and “PAID SHILL FOR GOOGLE” on it?
After all, a little truth goes a long way!
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How about one with your face, your name, and “PAID SHILL FOR GOOGLE” on it?
hahahahaha…. I’d buy one. I wonder if Masnick would exercise his publicity rights if the RIAA started selling them?
I suggested an “I’m an Anonymous Coward on TechDirt” t-shirt 🙂
I’ve got a card playing mat I’m using as a mouse pad. Works great. A large mouse pad would probably sell as well as the bottle…
Remember, you need an account to vote and comment on Step2, but your Techdirt account works there too.
Nice move Dr. Frankenstein. Still trying to reanimate the dead I see. Just curious; how many new comments did Masnick get on his, “exceptionally successful, and rather high profile effort with a well known partner” after his last articles pleading with people to participate in Step2?
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“Nice move Dr. Frankenstein. Still trying to reanimate the dead I see. Just curious; how many new comments did Masnick get on his, “exceptionally successful, and rather high profile effort with a well known partner” after his last articles pleading with people to participate in Step2?”
Quoted for a response. Still trying to figure out who the big partner was, they were nowhere to be seen.
How about a t-shirt that says:
Step 2 – Connect with nobody, reason to ignore
That might be worth it.
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How about a t-shirt that says:
Step 2 – Connect with nobody, reason to ignore
That might be worth it.
That should just about complete my wardrobe.
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You can always tell a worthless human being by their eagerness to declare everything a failure. Thanks for the red flag, friend!
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The other way you can do it is by spotting the people with their hands over their ears yelling “LALALALALA” so they don’t have to hear the truth.
Thanks for the red flag, friend!
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Or by your consistently canned trolling responses…I believe that’s 2 red flags on you friend…
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Wally, you have already been proven to be an idiot. Why keep adding proof?
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Step2 and your music career do not constitute “everything”.
I want a hat like the t-shirt.
Or MAFIAA types looking into a Magic 8-Ball trying to figure out what to do next…
How about official Techdirt asshats? Winter will be here before you know it.
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“asshats”
Wouldn’t that just be underwear?
Mike Masnick panties!
Nina Paley boxer shorts!
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Well, we know which one of them wear the pants, and which one is quietly working “not exactly for Google directly”.
A t-shirt with “DMCA: Don’t Mess with Corporate America”
A snow globe with DMCA take down notices instead of snow.
Dark Helmets.
“Techdirt” logo across the center with two round images below it featuring a blue circle with LOL and a blue circle with a yellow light bulb. One the back: “LOL and Insightful can be found at techdirt.com” (and in tiny print below this line: “Anonymous Cowards read at your own risk”)
Just a few ideas.
🙂
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“Dark helmets”
You get one free when browsing techdirt. 🙂
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But that’s a digital version. I want one for my desk.
Bobbling is an option. 😉
May I humbly suggest the
“Paywall Bob Ballgag”
You just print paywall on the ball.
How about:
TECHDIRT*
* not specifically, directly brought to you by Google.
If you read techdirt
show me your tweets
TECHDIRT – WE STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
(unless you post anonymously… then we violate your ass all over the place).
I’m sure I may get reamed for this but my sense of sarcasm piqued.
A shirt filled to the brim of the words wrapped all the way around “Pirate Mike” in 12 point Calibri font.
My deepest apologies but it just seemed sort of fitting to make fun of the people derping those two words have been incorporated with.
“Remember, you need an account to vote and comment on Step2, but your Techdirt account works there too.”
Leigh Beadon, I enjoy being able to convey and express myself. I don’t mind having to log in to do it as quite a few of you have gotten to know me and how I write. I have one question about all this. Will it be a requirement for a monthly fee to comment and vote?
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Ok, I retract my questionnaire.
I guess in the end the funny part is that you guys are so desperate to get people to Step2 that you are pretty much forcing them to sign up to participate here.
Desperation is so obvious. Can’t you and Mike just agree that Step2 is a failure and write it off already? It’s almost as bad as the massively ignored insight community.
It’s sad to think with so many people coming through Techdirt each day that you guys are clueless on how to make something that appeals to people.
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It’s sad to think with so many people coming through Techdirt each day that you guys are clueless on how to make something that appeals to people.
One wonders if you see the hilarious contradiction within that sentence… One assumes you do not.
T-shirt
“Masnick proudly sponsored by Google”..
if you are only on Step-2 it’s going to take you a long time to get to Floor64.
Oooooo….Ooooo, I know….
A matching set of knee pads and lobster bib featuring the Techdirt logo with Google’s logo in the background
How about:
PAINT COLOR
Techdirt’s version of Innovation!
Marcus,
I don’t know why you can’t just admit defeat. Despite the many entreaties, there are a total of 36 comment and/or responses on Step2. And sixteen of them are by TD staff- mostly you. Step2 is a flop. People can’t be bothered with it, yet you continuously flog people to go there and participate. Why? I don’t understand how TD can criticize the industry for continuing to push DVD’s against the interest and wishes of their consumers, while TD does the same with Step2. The whole things drips with hypocrisy.
You got a number of suggestions right here. What is the need to drive this discussion to Step2, other than for life support?
TechDirt eye-patches and wooden legs for the pirating masses!
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Good idea, they’ve already got the parrots handled.
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It’s a useful platform. If you disagree, don’t use it. We’re watching the suggestions that come in here too.
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I don’t understand how TD can criticize the industry for continuing to push DVD’s against the interest and wishes of their consumers, while TD does the same with Step2.
If you honestly think the two are analogous, you really are much more uninformed and clueless than I previously imagined.