Indiana Police Refuse To Hand Over Stingray Docs Because Someone Might Attack The Annual Mule Day Parade

from the not doing much to keep flyover country from looking like uncultured hicks dept

Another state agency is refusing to release Stingray documents. This time, it’s not just about the not-even-a-secret-anymore “means and methods” or the supposed jeopardization of ongoing investigations. Nope, this time the nexus is terrorism, as Ars Technica’s Cyrus Farivar reports. And not just any terrorism, but the “blowing up a cornfield” variety.

[T]he reason for the denial is a bit strange—the department seems to claim that releasing the requested information constitutes a possible risk to terrorism or even “agricultural terrorism.”

The refusal, given to privacy activist/Stingray doc enthusiast Mike Fitz-Lacabe, cites a state statute that limits disclosure of documents related to terrorism mitigation, including the sort of terrorism that apparently never has actually happened anywhere in the US but is still a great matter of concern for the state. Not that the concern makes any sense.

“Months ago, I hadn’t seen the myriads of reasons that agencies and their lawyers give for claiming records are exempt,” Katz-Lacabe told Ars. “I think the reference to agricultural terrorism is perplexing and perhaps ludicrous. Maybe it’s a Midwest thing.”

Possibly. The Midwest is heavily-reliant on agriculture. Indiana, it seems, is more heavily-reliant on existential threats. Farivar points out that Indiana has been voted “Most Likely to be Attacked by Terrorists” by local law enforcement and its DHS branch office. Farivar links to a 2006 New York Times article that shows the state has designated nearly 8,600 sites as potential terrorist targets in the National Asset Database. What’s included on the list suggests state fearmongers simply added any place that might draw a crowd of two or more individuals.

It reads like a tally of terrorist targets that a child might have written: Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo, the Amish Country Popcorn factory, the Mule Day Parade, the Sweetwater Flea Market and an unspecified “Beach at End of a Street.”

To put it in context, Indiana claims nearly 3,000 more terrorist targets than the big daddy of terrorist-targeted assets, New York City. And that’s a state that has actually been hit with a terrorist attack. It also claims almost 1,500 more “targets” than the next most dangerous state to live in… Wisconsin.

So, the National Asset List is largely comprised of bullshit. As is the excuse given to Fitz-Lacabe. Many agencies have acquired Stingrays with counterterrorism grants from the federal government. And almost every agency uses their Stingrays to tackle mundane criminal activity ranging from drug dealing to misdemeanor theft. Terrorism is the always-handy excuse. As long as the federal government continues to justify its own overreach with cries of “terrorists!” state and local agencies will do the same.

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Noneyasays:

More stupidity

Are these republican states. I got a solution vote third party. Get all these asshats out of govt. Get better leaders who dont work helping terrorists. All the middleast nations we destroy help the terrorist. Did anyone hear of these terrorist. Before 911. But now these bad guys are everywhere. Makes you wonder if one of the secrets of the gov is these terrorists work for us.

Anonymoussays:

hoosier here....

if the threat of blowing up ONE SINGLE CORNFIELD, IN INDIANA, is a serious cause for concern for the abolition of the constitution, mayhaps our elected officials should take said corn cobs out of their ears, mouths, and other orifices. Now that is not to say that there aren’t any concern for terrorism, but the number of viable targets, in Indiana, is rather limited.

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