Toronto Asked To Ban Dangerous Dr. Seuss Book For Promoting Violence

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from the human-race-has-been-lost dept

When we discuss book bans, we typically discuss them in terms of being revolted by the myopic viewpoint of those doing the banning. For instance, Tim Cushing recently wrote about one book that was banned, despite being an award-winning novel, for including some fairly mild language dealing with sexuality and masturbation. In that case, some parents went to the police to keep teenagers from passing out the books anyway, as if some kind of school book ban had the force of law. That was, obviously, quite a silly situation.

But we shouldn’t let this taint all book-banning activities. After all, some books are truly dangerous. Take the tome of violence-advocacy recently targeted for banishment by the Toronto library system, for instance, and see if you can’t find it in your heart to admit that some books are too dangerous to be allowed.

Librarians at the Toronto Public Library were asked to remove copies of Dr. Seuss’ 1963 children’s book “Hop on Pop” from the establishment’s collection because it allegedly promotes violence. A document detailing the seven books the library has been asked to remove over the past year was posted online on Monday.

The book “encourages children to use violence against their fathers,” according to the complaint.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But, Tim, it’s a harmless rhyming children’s book. It isn’t promoting violence!” Well, you’re not fooling anyone. It seems pretty clear to me that this book, written by some guy named Dr. Seuss (probably a terrorist), is being actively promoted as a way to quite literally stomp out fathers. Think of the children…..that will never be born because other children are stomping on men’s two-bits at the behest of some 1960’s love-child Dr. of death! This will not stand!

The Materials Review Committee pointed out that the book is “humorous,” “well-loved” and that it has “appeared on many ‘Best of’ children’s book lists.” The MRC also pointed out that the children in the Pulitzer Prize-winning author’s book are actually told not to hop on pop.

Nobody’s buying it, MRC. These are probably the same people that told us there were WMDs in Iraq and that 9/11 wasn’t just a false-flag operation orchestrated by a zombie Hitler that’s kept in an underground bunker beneath the Grand Canyon. You can’t fool us. A tiny fraction of people in Toronto want this book banned, damn it.

Despite the complaint, the library opted to retain the book in the children’s collection.

Does government overreach know no bounds? We say “don’t tread on me,” and they house this book that literally tells children (except it doesn’t) to tread on their fathers? Canadians, write your Congressmen (or whatever it is you call them up there). Something must be done.

Filed Under: banned books, dr. seuss, hop on pop, libraries, toronto