Dumb Criminal Proves Again That Open WiFi Doesn't Mean Everyone Gets Away With Everything

from the open-and-shut dept

For as long as people have been discussing the strategy of offering open wireless connections as an incentive to customers, there has been a rather silly debate about whether this would allow all the criminals to get away with all the crimes. It won’t, of course. There’s nothing negligent about offering open wifi and we’ve already seen cases in the past in which criminals using open wifi still, shockingly, manage to get themselves caught. The reason for this should be obvious: criminals are generally fairly stupid.

Here to drive that point home is this convicted child-porn-loving asshole who thought he could go to a Starbucks to download more child porn and get away with it. Turns out he couldn’t.

Detectives on Saturday arrested a registered sex offender while he was allegedly downloading child pornography at a Hillsboro Starbucks, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office said. The lead detective in the case arrested Robert Dietz, 59, for similar crimes in 2009, according to Sgt. Vance Stimler.

Detectives arrested Dietz at the Starbucks located at 1st Avenue and Main Street while he allegedly tried to download child porn using free Wi-Fi, Stimler said.

Dietz has since taken up residence in prison because he’s an idiot for thinking this would work out well for him. It turns out that open wifi connections can (gasp!) be monitored by the companies that offer them. Couple that apparently not-obvious fact with the notion that traditional police work, such as gathering leads and information from the public, still totally exists, and it’s hard to imagine how Dietz could think he wouldn’t get caught.

But we should stop a moment and thank Robert Dietz, two-time child porn offender, for providing us advocates of open wifi with another example of how offering it doesn’t suddenly render all police work useless. Thanks, Bob! Now back to jail with thee!

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Andyroo says:

great police work but!!!

How would they have found him if they did not have him already registered as a sex offender, i mean surely anyone could get the access code for the wifi and sit around the corner, possibly in a van in the car park or in a people carrier with tinted windows.

not to be stupid but he must have been really silly to be caught as it is almost impossible to catch anyone downloading anything unless they register their real details for the access code which is most often just given away freely.

John Fenderson (profile) says:

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This is why criminals tend to be either complete idiots or mentally ill. When a smart, sane person wants to rip people off, there are plentiful ways to do it for a lot more money and a with a lot less risk. And most of those ways involve incorporating and technically remaining within the letter of the law.

Mason Wheeler (profile) says:

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Here’s a fun one: My sister lives in Provo, Utah. Did you know that in Provo, it’s completely legal to steal a car, and the cops won’t do a thing about it if you report it… as long as the thief runs a tow truck company?

Yes, there are legitimate reasons to tow an illegally parked car. But the stuff the towers do there goes far beyond any such bounds, and it’s all still presumed to be legal by default.

Anonymous Coward says:

in Michigan a homeless person can live in your house and you can’t kick them out. you cant deny them access to the home once they have their belongings there either. you cant stop them from eating your food and you cant stop them from using utilities. if you decide to move into an apartment bc you don’t feel safe you must continue paying for utilities or you get charged with who knows what crimes. Its a messed up world we live in. what has America come to. Back in the day you found someone in your house you could legally take their life to protect your household.

Gwiz (profile) says:

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in Michigan a homeless person can live in your house and you can’t kick them out. you cant deny them access to the home once they have their belongings there either. you cant stop them from eating your food and you cant stop them from using utilities. if you decide to move into an apartment bc you don’t feel safe you must continue paying for utilities or you get charged with who knows what crimes.

Some of that has never been true. Trespassing, home invasion and breaking and entering have been and still are against the law in Michigan. Complete strangers have never been able to enter your occupied property and take it over.

Last year some new laws concerning squatters rights went on the books and now it’s much easier to have squatters removed since it made squatting a crime.

http://detroit.curbed.com/archives/2014/08/there-are-some-new-squatters-laws-on-the-books-in-michigan.php

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