Homeland Security Wants To Subpoena Us Over A Clearly Hyperbolic Techdirt Comment

from the guys,-calm-down dept

Earlier this week, one of our writers, Tim Cushing, had a story about yet another abuse of the civil asset forfeiture procedure. You can read that whole story for the details, but the short version is that US Customs & Border Patrol, along with Hancock County (Indiana) Sheriff’s Dept. officers, decided to seize $240,000 in cash from a guy named Najeh Muhana. Muhana sought to get that cash back, but after a series of ridiculous communications, his lawyer was told that Customs and Border Patrol in Ohio was keeping the money, and that Muhana had “waived his rights to the currency.” This was not true, and certainly appeared to be pretty sketchy. Because of all of this, Muhana filed a lawsuit against US Customs & Border Patrol asking for his money back.

Not surprisingly, this story of what many would argue is just blatant theft by law enforcement (the people who are supposed to be protecting us from theft) upset a number of folks who expressed their frustrations in the comments — some using colorful language. That kind of language might not necessarily be considered appropriate in polite company, but isn’t entirely out of place in internet forums and discussions where rhetorical hyperbole is not uncommon.

So I have to admit that I was rather surprised yesterday afternoon when we received a phone call from an agent with Homeland Security Investigations (the organization formerly known as ICE for Immigration and Customs Enforcement), asking where they could send a subpoena to identify a commenter on our site. Our lawyer, Paul Levy of Public Citizen Litigation Group, requested more information and we were told that DHS is interested in obtaining user information on the following comment by “Digger.”

The only “bonus” these criminals are likely to see could be a bullet to their apparently empty skulls.

The person wronged probably knows people who know people in low places who’d take on the challenge pro-bono, after a proper “cooling-off” period.

Now, that’s pretty crude and a bit ridiculous. But it’s also pretty obviously not even anything remotely like an actual threat. First off, he’s not suggesting that he’s looking to do this at all. He’s suggesting that “the person wronged” — by which he likely means Mr. Muhana — would somehow get some friends to do this. This is pretty ridiculous and almost certainly wrong. Second, he’s actually responding to another comment, that reasonably bemoans the likelihood that those involved in all of this will receive no punishment at all.

Now, it’s entirely possible that there are more details here involving a legitimate investigation, but it’s difficult to believe that’s the case given the information we have to date. Also, we have not yet received the subpoena, just the phone calls and emails suggesting that it’s on its way. Normally, we’d wait for the details before publishing, but given a very similar situation involving commenters on the site Reason last year, which included a highly questionable and almost certainly unconstitutional gag order preventing Reason from speaking about it, we figured it would be worth posting about it before we’ve received any such thing.

We have told Homeland Security that we’re willing to receive the subpoena and review it, but that based on what we know, we have serious First Amendment concerns about the request itself. Multiple Supreme Court cases, including Rankin v. McPherson and Watts v. United States have made it clear that people have a First Amendment right to say that they hope the President gets shot, let alone a law enforcement agent. It may be rude and uncomfortable, but if it is not an indication of a “true threat,” then it is protected. And, as such, the idea of disclosing any information about someone who was clearly engaged in rhetorical hyperbole in an internet forum, likely leading to federal agents showing up at his or her door, is quite troubling to us.

Really, the most ridiculous part of this is why this is what’s being investigated, rather than why the government was basically able to just walk away with $240,000 from this guy and ignore his attempts to get his money back.

We will keep you informed… as much as we are able to.

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Roger Strong (profile) says:

Re: Warrant canary

Back when Stuart Gibson from the Mills Oakley law firm was making bumptious demands of Techdirt…

> Our client requires that you give the following undertakings by the 5pm AEST on February 15 2016:

…I suggested…

> This site really needs a bank of countdown timers down the side, one for each such “requirement.

The warrant canary can go in the same area.

In any case, there’s little evidence that warrant canaries work. A court could issue a secret warrant that includes a prohibition against triggering the warrant canary. A year ago Australia passed a law making it illegal to report on warrant canaries regarding new mandatory data retention laws; the US will inevitably follow. Apple’s and Reddit’s warrant canaries have already been triggered, which makes them useless for future warrants.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Warrant canary

“A year ago Australia passed a law making it illegal to report on warrant canaries regarding new mandatory data retention laws; the US will inevitably follow.”

But that just reveals to the public that the government doesn’t mind promoting and requiring dishonesty. Such is a hallmark of corruption. Isn’t the point of the government to protect us from lies and corruption? If they’re actively requiring lies and corruption instead of protecting us from it then it publicly raises the question, and the discussion, why do we even need the government? They’re actually making things worse for us. They’re promoting the things they’re supposed to protect us against. They’re being the oppressive, corrupt, dishonest regimes they’re supposed to be protecting us against. Why do we need them?

BostonPilot (profile) says:

Re: Re: Warrant canary

So, what crime would be committed if a person/company was directed not to trigger the warrant canary but did so anyway? What’s the possible penalty? And would the government really want multiple cases like that to go to trial?

Having grown up during the 60s I guess I wonder whether the correct response to these gag attempts (NSL etc) is to ignore them, and then fight them in court? If nothing else it would help to make the issue visible to the common man.

And really, do we believe the right to tell the truth would not be upheld eventually by the Supreme Court? And, if the answer is no… then I think we’ve passed the point of no return.

Tanner Andrews (profile) says:

Re: Re: Warrant canary

A court could issue a secret warrant that includes a prohibition against triggering the warrant canary

I would have serious doubts on this account. The govt may now have arrogated to itself the power of prior restraint, but the power of compelled speech seems to cross a line that has not yet been entirely cleared.

The govt may be able to command you to not say that you disapprove of producing ammunition to be used against Russian revolutionaries, Abrams v. U.S., 250 U.S. 616, but it has a harder time compelling you to endorse it. Compare Minersville School Dist. v. Gobitis, 310 U.S. 586, with WV State Board of Educaiton v. Barnette, 319 U.S. 624.

A little more recently, Wooley v. Maynard, 430 U.S. 750 largely rejected the idea of compelled state-supplied speech. A requirement to say “no warrant offensive to owner’s principles”, in the case that the person in charge wanted to remove the visible warrant canary, would be hard to distinguish from any other state self-endorsement requirement.

Techno says:

Not horrible internet comments!

Yet over on Fox News they have people actually advocating murder. And conservative talk show hosts inciting people to murder Planned Parenthood non-abortion providers. When are they going to investigate that incitement? Seriously when will people learn that the government is watching everything. They “like” the idea of 1984. It’s like that Star Trek episode where the computer tries to control everyone because it thinks it will keep them safe.

art guerrilla (profile) says:

Re: Not horrible internet comments!

@techno-
the lesson to take from that, is that ‘approved’ violence and threats by the brownshirts are perfectly okay by Empire, it is threats against Empire itself, and by extension, its eee-vil minions of doom which are NOT to be tolerated in the least…

AND, this is EXACTLY why stupid shit SJW sheeple dickheads should realize that so-called ‘anti-hate’ laws, etc are fucking slitting their own throats: those laws they are demanding will NOT -ultimately- be used to defend the 99% being wronged, but to prevent and punish ANY/ALL criticism of Empire and its eee-vil minions of doom…
idiots…

That One Guy (profile) says:

We will keep you informed… as much as we are able to.

More than the original comment, more than the response to it, I think this line is the most screwed up part to the whole thing. The idea that you can be barred from reporting on legal issues that you’re indirectly involved in, barred from even saying that you are involved in a legal issue, just because some agency doesn’t want their actions made public.

Given how the other case went I agree with the others suggesting a ‘Gag clause canary’ somewhere on the site, just in case, though hopefully it won’t be needed.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

This is why the concept of National Security as an excuse to keep secrets from citizens is clearly in breach of the 1st.

The very reason for people to be able to take their story to the media is so that the “Government” will be cowed into submission when they go overboard and so that fellow American citizens can know that something unjust is happening and do something to show support for the wronged.

DHS needs to understand that if it keep pushing people like they are are going to incite a riot of the people themselves.

Maybe they need to subpoena themselves for trying to cause an insurrection!

I.T. Guy says:

“why this is what’s being investigated, rather than why the government was basically able to just walk away with $240,000 from this guy and ignore his attempts to get his money back.”
Because thats the Murhika we live in now. The good ole USSA.

Remember kids… when it comes to Tyranny… JUST SAY NO!!!

Anon E. Mous (profile) says:

Well I guess we know now that the good folks at Homeland security are reading Techdirt, I guess that is one way for them to find out what is happening in the cases they are in court with.

And it would also seem that ICE, CBP Homeland Security aren’t very big fans of the media doing stories on the asset seizures that happen to involve cash from citizens because they can (no crime needed it would seem)

Honestly so how much time and money are they going to waste on this so called “investigation” of that comment. Was the comment over the line, to a point yeah, but honestly how many other people post way worse on the internet?

Seriously there are people posting a heel of a lot worse and more direct threats at other people or groups.

This seems to me this is someones more butthurt at the story subject, and this is the ICE, CBP, Homeland Security indirect way of trying to throw a little scare at Techdirt by the way of using the comment as leverage to say” Hey, keep this up and we will tie you up in legal fees and make life hell for your company and writers if you want to keep writing and questioning cash seizures we do for fun and profit.

Andy says:

Re: Re: Re:

A threat is when someone says they will be using there weapons to keep there money safe when crossing the border, or will use weapons to regain there money, or even if they say they are going to return to the border control post and bomb them out of existence for there crime against that specific person.

Saying that someone else might think about doing the above is not a crime it is a mater of fact that there are people out there that could be crazy enough to do so without any input from others on a website comment board.

Remember we are talking about a gang or border control agents stealing money from a citizen for no reason with no evidence of a crime. That in itself is enough to implement protections ensured by the constitution to respond with weapons to stop a government agency gone wild.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

I’d be willing to bet this has little to nothing to do with being frightened by a tame internet comment, and a lot to everything with throwing a bit of their weight at Techdirt as a critic, as well as it’s commenters as a whole.

It’s essentially them swaggering on by to say “We’re keeping an eye on you all.” in hopes of intimidating people in the comments section, and the site itself, into not talking so much about the sorts of crimes that the DHS and agencies it’s friendly with are committing.

Anonymous Coward says:

It could be a planted loop.

Perhaps the post was BY DHS to create the opportunity for the DHS to bully techdirt. Presumably with the hope of getting techdirt to self sensor.

I have to admit when I was young and often drunk, I posted some dumbass things like that. I am REALLY glad that those were the good old days when law enforcement thought that the Internet was a piece of fishing equipment.

Anonymous Coward says:

I am finding it increasingly hard to comment here at Techdirt. I don’t want an account and would have registered many years ago had I wanted one. I prefer to remain anonymous.

But it looks more and more like that I am able to comment less and less. Apparently the software or what ever filter is set up doesn’t like VPN. I continually from time to time get the ‘awaiting moderator’ type message. It then shows up sometime later that day or maybe the next, long after the current interest is gone. No one hardly looks anymore as the newest is up.

With that, I guess I’ll wait just a bit before changing home page and seeking somewhere else maybe not as difficult to make posts at.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:

I’ve used the VPN for over 4 years now. When I first started with it nearly no posts were held for moderation. Now more and more of them get held. I’ve been here much longer than 4 years though. So it’s not like I just showed up.

As was mentioned in another post in answer here I’m well aware of the wanting to count every head, every move, and an address. I rarely supply them.

One thing I have never done has been to spam. If I supply a link it is always in relation to the comment as source. Spamming is not something I can control beyond my actions and most likely it is the reason for the filter or it is in the cloud to prevent DDoS attacks. Either way, commenting is becoming increasingly more difficult to do here.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

With that, I guess I’ll wait just a bit before changing home page and seeking somewhere else maybe not as difficult to make posts at.

Very few sites allow anonymous commenting without at least supplying an email address, and if those that do have any kind of traffic whatsoever, then they will also have filters by necessity.

Ninja (profile) says:

And this is one of the reasons TD has a loyal readers base. I for one am sure that TD will mount a defense if needed and TD can be sure that if they need financial backup to keep the defense they can rely on many of us here. I would gladly help.

I wonder if the thugs will actually try to buy a fight with people that actually know what they are doing and that have an engaged community behind them…

Anon E. Mous (profile) says:

Re: Re:

There are a lot of people in the legal community much like Paul Levy from Public Citizen who assists Techdirt with Legal issues, and I am sure Ken from Popehat as well as numerous other Lawyers who would help Techdirt if they thought Techdirt and it’s writers needed them.

I don’t see Homeland Security getting very far with this, I liken this to the Big Bad Wolf who wants to huff and puff and threaten to blow the house down…except the Department of Homeland Security is playing the part of the Big Bad Wolf at the behest of someone from CBP/ICE.

This whole thing is a farce in my opinion, I think the agent mentioned in the story is a little embarrassed as he is associated to the seizure on the behalf of CBP/ICE who have much egg on their face as well.

I am sure the good folks over at CBP/ICE are just a little embarrassed that this didnt stay out of the media and their methods and attempt at a legal hold up for fun and profit didnt work out so well.

I doubt Techdirt is shivering in fear and the staff is plastered to the windows waiting for the dark colored SUV’s full of Agent Foster Grannt’s piling out and running into the building to seize everything, far from it.

Andy says:

HERE YA GO

Does the constitution not advice people need to be armed to prevent exactly what is happening, Maybe we need more armed people going through the border, damn i am sure if they had 100 people that were armed and carrying multiple weapons and that those people implied violence if the border gangs did not stop this outright theft approved by the courts.

It is legal for the people to rise up against crime by the police or government and in this case it is doubly right as the courts are colluding with the border gangs.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: HERE YA GO

Does the constitution not advice people need to be armed to prevent exactly what is happening,

Yes, “against all enemies foreign and domestic”… and that is not even close to all of the commentary from the founders on the subject. In fact the words of the founders themselves are in fact now considered Terrorist Language.

An agent of the law in breach of the Constitution should be considering nothing other than a domestic enemy of the state… we typically call them criminals but for some reason people think that because they are from government there is some magical voiding effect on constitutional rights when they “choose” for them not to apply.

We have to seriously question the motivations of a government that has “in fact” accused the language and actions of the founder of this nation as terrorism.

Anonymous Coward says:

I’m rolling my eyes on yet another article published on Techdirt. Whether the comment was appropriate or not is besides the point but Mike fails to grasp the common fact that federal law enforcement authorities are duty bound to investigate any threat made against the president of the United States.

But, I do question why the Department of Homeland Security is investigating this and not the FBI, Secret Service or the Justice Department.

BentFranklin (profile) says:

Sorry to swim against the tide here, but:

1. I was taken aback by that comment when I first red it. I think the government should investigate people who make death threats against agents, even though those agents are corrupt.

2. While everyone deserves due process and civil asset forfeiture is blatantly evil, this guy who had his money taken was obviously not some innocent like the better examples we’ve seen. I don’t think we should be rallying around that particular flag.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

There is a serious problem with what you just said, because this is how tyranny breaks in from the back door.

The “moral standing” of the person getting screwed has just exactly not a single fucking thing to do with this, and here is why…. perception. Letting the government run all over someones liberty just because everyone agrees they are a dirt bag starts to look more and more like if they were not a dirt bag they would not have had their rights trampled. So the next time a completely innocent person is fucked over, everyone just thinks they deserved it anyways and WHAMMO… TYRANNY with the complete support of people like you!!!

And trust me, they will come for you. So yes, be very sorry you swam against the tide because in some ways… you are worse than anyone else… because youre logic helps to innocuously, but certainly poison the foundations of liberty so that when everyone finally finds that the foundations of liberty have been rotted away by your logic, the uphill fight will be that much more difficult when we wake up.

In this case, I can certainly say your name lives up to your ignorance in this case…

Compared to Ben Franklin, you are Bent!

NotJimArdis (profile) says:

Re: Re:

I don’t need to agree with speech in order to fight for it to be protected under the First Amendment. If you do, then perhaps you should look inward and discover why you will only fight to protect that which you agree with.

Second, I don’t care if the man from whom the money was stolen was a child molester leaving the home of one victim and on his way to another victim’s house – the blatant theft of money by the State from anyone, regardless of their “innocence”, should anger you.

“The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.”

– H.L. Mencken

That One Guy (profile) says:

Re: Re:

  1. It wasn’t a threat, at most I’d say it was a lurid bit of daydreaming of what the poster thought should happen. Was it excessive and over the top? Perhaps, but a threat it was not.

    The commenter wasn’t saying ‘I would…’ or even ‘If it was up to me I would…’, they were posting without evidence about how the one who had his money stolen might know people who are in the violence for money business who would be willing to commit some of that violence on their behalf.

    2. Doesn’t matter. Defending the rights of everyone often requires that you defend the rights of people that might be or even are guilty(in the sense that they’ve done the action, not necessarily that they’ve been found guilty of such) of various crimes or unpleasant actions, because if they don’t have the protections afforded by those rights neither do you should it ever be your turn as the accused.

    Doesn’t matter if every last dollar they stole from him was directly related to the most heinous of crimes(rather than what I believe was the unlicensed sale of cigarettes that had him on their radar), the theft was wrong and the stonewalling followed by the claim that time was up the money was theirs was worse.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

While everyone deserves due process and civil asset forfeiture is blatantly evil, this guy who had his money taken was obviously not some innocent like the better examples we’ve seen. I don’t think we should be rallying around that particular flag.

Like free speech, you have to support those who you disagree with, or even think guilty, less you find that your assets are no longer safe from from forfeiture.

Christopher Best (profile) says:

Re: Re:

2. While everyone deserves due process and civil asset forfeiture is blatantly evil, this guy who had his money taken was obviously not some innocent like the better examples we’ve seen. I don’t think we should be rallying around that particular flag.

Innocence is not a requirement for due process.

Besides, we’re all guilty of something.

Robert Beckman (profile) says:

Re: Re:

Your analysis is flawed.

The post under investigation didn’t threaten anyone with death, let along a government agent. The comment stated that it would be good if someone else were to conspire to commit a crime – a completely protected form of speech. Speech supporting general crime, or even a specific crime is protected, unless it’s likely to lead to imminent lawless action (i.e. inciting a riot) or directly threatening lawless action, even if surreptitiously (awfully nice store you have, pity if something happened to it. This post was neither, even setting aside the hyperbole expected in the forum.

We should absolutely rally around the worst offenders, otherwise we’re supporting through inaction the erosion of our liberties. If it’s ok to seize the bad guys assets, and the assertion of bad guy status is all that’s needed as in this example, then we’re all only an assertion away from having our assets seized. There’s a classic story about a man in an elevator asking a beautiful woman if she’ll have sex with him for a million dollars….. the same analogy applies here if we don’t protect even the unsavory in our society.

Additionally, how is this guy obviously not innocent? Many immigrants carry very large amounts of cash as their original culture/country may not have had adequate banking to allow them to be accustomed to EFTs. What else in the story made you think the victim was not only not innocent, but “obviously not … innocent”?

Richard (profile) says:

Re: Re:

While everyone deserves due process and civil asset forfeiture is blatantly evil, this guy who had his money taken was obviously not some innocent like the better examples we’ve seen. I don’t think we should be rallying around that particular flag.

Sounds a bit like “I’m not a racist but…”

The WHOLE POINT of due process, rule of law etc etc is that it protects the good and the bad (and even the ugly) equally. You don’t get to choosewhich flag to rally around – because once the bad precedent is set it affects everyone.

Shilling says:

Re: Re:

@ bent Franklin

Point number 2 is mute because if the agent just followed the rules they would not even find the small amount of marijuana nor the concealed gun. So how do you know that this person is not so innocent based on paying for a trainticket with another persons creditcard because last time I checked this is not illegal?

morganwick (profile) says:

Re: Re:

I find it interesting that this post is flagged as the “first word” yet basically every response to it, disagreeing with it, is flagged as insightful. Normally a first word/last word comment would also be flagged as funny or insightful, not the comments disagreeing with it. Not making any accusations, just curious, because having it flagged as the first word would seem to imply that it’s the most important comment for someone to see, but the Techdirt hive mind doesn’t seem to actually agree.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:

because having it flagged as the first word would seem to imply that it’s the most important comment for someone to see

It is the most important comment, because it’s a perfect example of something that sounds reasonable in an intuitive, superficial way. Intuition, common sense, and simple heuristics are extraordinarily useful in day to day life, but they can seriously fuck up a complex formal system.

I didn’t need a FW pointing to counterarguments to Bent’s statement. I needed this one to highlight the fact that someone like Bent (whose comments have always seemed sensible and insightful as far as I can remember) made the statement in the first place. I could’ve easily missed it otherwise.

I’m still wondering if it isn’t just the most understated, Atacama-dry, more-British-than-the-Queen-throwing-scones-at-a-Dalek, dead-pan sarcasm ever posted in the history of TD.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Swim against the tide

  1. It wasn’t a threat against an agent, it was a suggestion that the person whose money was seized arrange for something bad to happen to the agent. A small difference, but a difference.

    2.Just because someone MAY BE a scumbag doesn’t mean that his rights shouldn’t be fully supported, if for no more reason than to not allow law enforcement to set a precedence for future cases.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

@Bent Franklin 55:
I agree with item 1., as long as the investigators investigate the REASON the threat was made. The agent could be a rogue and operating outside his job description or authority.

As for item 2, IMHO, “asset forfeiture”, as now employed, is simply Government sanctioned grand theft. There needs to be a conviction or some other due process to enable it.

ThatOneOtherGuy says:

Re: Re: Re:

I’m still trying to figure out what “threat” people are talking about, when clearly, no threat was made.

It was clearly and purely speculation on Digger’s part.

Comparing the poster’s “they’ll probably get a bonus or promotion” to saying that it would be more likely that something negative would come of it, exaggerated ridiculously of course, and I’d choose different wording, but I think I can see what Digger meant, and threat it was not, at least in my opinion.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Dig this

Nation of criminals… hm. Maybe this is a deep game, and what they really want is for all of us to demand a return to the good ol’ days of “a nation run by greedy, duplicitous, sociopathic assholes who bend and mutilate the law, but don’t break it this blatantly, this frequently”.

That’d give them carte blanch to engage in the most mindbogglingly egregious political fuckery ever seen by man, all without the slightest fear of repercussions. Hey, we’re the ones that asked for it.

Alex Pine says:

Seriously

North Americunt policy enforcers at their best.
Attempting to challenge the right to free speech!
Now they are not only thieves, they are impeaching the constitution as well.
I feel sorry for you North America, I really do.
I am also very concerned that our government in Australia is following your footsteps, they love chugging on that big old North American dick.

Mark Wing (user link) says:

People blame the liberals for big government, but please remember it was a republican president that overnight created one of the world’s largest and most unaccountable bureaucracies with the stroke of his pen.

What does the DHS actually do, and to whom is it accountable to? I suspect the answers are a) whatever the fuck it wants and b) no one. I ask these questions on an account with my real name and a sincere interest in knowing the truth.

Capt ICE Enforcer says:

Cheater

Mike,

I’m so very upset with you. It’s not fair for you to cheat the system. the government should not have to require a gag order on you you should just automatically gag yourself. What next are you going to let the commenter no that his comment is the one that was suspect. Are you also going to broadcast it out so that way then his friends can warn him or her. Shame on you Mike. This is not the United States that your daddy grew up in

Stan (profile) says:

An un-checked government...

As James Madison wrote: “Where an excess of power prevails, property of no sort is duly respected.”

The people of this country have ignored the government’s granting unto itself more and more powers over the people. And when occasional voices object the heavy hand of authoritarianism descends to squelch the voices, even when it is clear that protected free speech is the target.

Ans when the powers that be in Homeland Security oppress the people, they should be aware that it has been foretold that the release of Cthulhu is at hand (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”) and when he escapes, the many tentacles of his face shall rip out the spleens of the DHS oppressors – then Cthulhu will pluck out the eyeballs of their DHS cohorts . There will be wailing and nashing of teeth by many government agents on that day. Furthurmore, gkjkjerg x$ln3*h @bhb$%kz@#prsh…

EXCUSE ME, THIS IS HIS MOM – I’M COMPLETEING HIS TYPING. PLEASE IGNORE WHAT HE JUST WROTE ABOUT SPLEENS BEING RIPPED OUT. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT. I MADE HOME-MADE SPAGHETTI SAUCE WHEN I FOUND OUT I DIDN’T HAVE ANY MUSHROOMS. SO I USED SOME FROM THE JAR HE KEEPS HIDDEN IN HIS DESK (WHICH I DIDN’T TELL HIM). HE LOVED THE TASTE BUT NOW HE’S ACTING REAL STRANGE-LIKE. I HAD TO HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH MY ROLLING PIN. HE’S NAPPING NOW. HE’LL BE OKAY COME MORNING.

AND THAT PART ABOUT PLUCKING OUT DHS EYEBALLS?

NEVER MIND.

HIS MOM.

Coyne Tibbets (profile) says:

Digger....Liberal

At first, I didn’t understand the big deal about the comment. I mean, Tea party zealots, free-staters, and other conservative idiots threaten murder and open rebellion all the time and you don’t see DHS sending subpoenas for those comments.

I think what’s got DHS in a twist is that they suspect Digger is a commie pinko liberal. Those are vastly more dangerous, you know.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Digger....Liberal

Turds like you need to go away.

This is hardly a liberal vs conservative problem, so try to avoid making it out like it is one.

Multiple agencies have put out more than enough literature to piss off all sides and reveal that they give just exactly no fucks when it comes to abusing the American People’s liberty.

Personanongrata says:

Defund DHS and TSA

Homeland Security Wants To Subpoena Us Over A Clearly Hyperbolic Techdirt Comment

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is a multiply redundant $55 billion dollar (2010) a year quasi secret police and bureaucratic boondoggle of an abomination that in a sane nation, which held true to it’s founding republican principals, would be defunded and it’s constituent agencies (eg Coast Guard, Secret Service, etal) returned to their department(s) of origin.

The worthless DHS agency known as the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) which is in part responsible for helping to condition US citizens into accepting intrusive, humiliating and liberty denying security theater checkpoints as normal and would be defunded as well.

TSA screens roughly 600 million persons at US airports per year (not including the persons TSA screens at concert/sporting venues, train/bus stations etal) over a 15 year period that amounts to 9 billion persons screened all without uncovering a single terrorist.

https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/01/the_tsa_proves.html

http://politicaloutcast.com/tsa-still-hasnt-caught-terrorist/

If congress had half a spine it would smash the giant “rice bowl” known by the acronym DHS and scatter it’s political appointees and worthless security theater bureaucrats to the wind.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Defund DHS and TSA

Agree, we are saving no lives and wasting loads of financial resources paying for this enormously Anti-American, Anti-Liberty, and Pro-Tyranny agency.

You can be certain of who the real enemy of the American People are by seeing what kind of trouble you get into when you joke about or insult them.

Go ahead, stand in line at the TSA and crack a joke or insult them! You will be quickly introduced to the biggest terrorists in America!

Anonymous Coward says:

If criminals are let off the hook solely because they work for the state, is it any surprise people eventually stop trying to resolve things peacefully. When they know perfectly well of any regular citizen did the exact same crime they would not be treated as being above the law like the badge wielding scum are.

I agree with Digger. If the state refuses to punish those they employ who commit crimes against the citizenry. Then people will start actively fighting back instead of being passive about having their rights violated so casually.

soillodge (profile) says:

Art Imitating Reality

What I do not like about this situation, is that our security and law enforcement agencies have been known to use propaganda and direct our mass media through films and TV shows so we understand there are nefarious groups out there that will do horrible things to us unless they protect us.

Then when someone mentions that these nefarious groups could possible be in someones employ, quite easily doing nefarious things to law enforcement persons, it suddenly becomes a red flag. They want to have their cake, and eat it too…

Whatever (profile) says:

Well, ain’t this fun?

I think that Digger’s comments make much more sense if you take his two comments (6 minuntes apart) together to get a complete thought. Then it looks a little more ominious:

“Everyone on the government side of this should have grand theft and / or larceny charges filed against them, and double the jail time as it is a slam dunk case.

They did not follow proper procedures, they no longer have the protection or immunity to prosecution normally afforded to government agents.

By failing to follow procedure, they’ve shown their true colors and should be treated as the criminals that they are.”

“The only “bonus” these criminals are likely to see could be a bullet to their apparently empty skulls.

The person wronged probably knows people who know people in low places who’d take on the challenge pro-bono, after a proper “cooling-off” period.”

He calls everyone on the government side criminals, and then says that criminals should get a bullet to their apparently empty skulls.

When you put the two together, there is a clear threat, and one that suggests action against government agents. Phrased like that, you get a little domestic terrorist at work.

This is one of those cases where Techdirt could stand on their narrow first amendment rights and claim it’s about protecting speech, but that would then be forgetting to protect the people who work at the government agencies. Do you know for a fact (absolute) that this guys comments are NOT the first step in doing something really bad?

Sometimes your first amendment rights are meaningless in the bigger picture.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

but that would then be forgetting to protect the people who work at the government agencies

You make it sound as if said group of people don’t already get more protection than the average person.

A policeman could gun down a street full of orphanages and you’d still be scrambling to your feet, foaming at your mouth and flailing your arms to call reasonable doubt. Hey, maybe the orphanages were being staffed by a suspected murderer, or there’s a cache of marijuana buried under the foundations that turns out to be sausage and cheese. You don’t know for a fact (absolute), after all!

John Fenderson (profile) says:

Re: Re:

To my eyes, his comments are certainly hyperbolic — but nothing in them implies the he is personally thinking about going out to shoot up any cops. My read of it is that he’s saying that the behavior of the cops will encourage someone, sooner or later, to engage in an act of vigilante “justice”.

However, I do completely understand why the cops would be concerned and want to take a closer look. And I don’t have a problem with that, so long as they behave well while they’re doing it.

But I do wonder how many resources they are burning doing this kind of thing. I see comments of a similar sort all the time across the internet — they can’t possibly spend time and money investigating them all.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:

“However, I do completely understand why the cops would be concerned and want to take a closer look. And I don’t have a problem with that, so long as they behave well while they’re doing it.”

The problem they face is that Techdirt will very likely stand on 230 rules and say that they will absolutely not help in any manner to identify the guy or otherwise provide any information regarding the user, IP, or any other information that might help to identify him.

While I can understand that Mike is probably foaming at the mouth for the chance to push said rights, it points out the complexity of the legal process for law enforcement. They can see something that probably should be at least lightly investigated, but they will run into a Masnick brick wall when it comes to helpful information.

Its a case like this that makes it clear that 230 protections and protections for anonymous posters may be every so slightly too great.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re: Re:

The problem they face is that Techdirt will very likely stand on 230 rules and say that they will absolutely not help in any manner to identify the guy or otherwise provide any information regarding the user, IP, or any other information that might help to identify him.

You really are clueless. Section 230 has nothing to do with any of this. It only applies to questions of liability and no one is arguing that Techdirt is liable. Just whether or not they should reveal the info.

While I can understand that Mike is probably foaming at the mouth for the chance to push said rights, it points out the complexity of the legal process for law enforcement. They can see something that probably should be at least lightly investigated, but they will run into a Masnick brick wall when it comes to helpful information.

“Helpful information” that may be illegally sought. That’s the issue.

Its a case like this that makes it clear that 230 protections and protections for anonymous posters may be every so slightly too great.

Again, this has nothing to do with Section 230 and Section 230 is completely irrelevant to anything discussed here. Nice to see that you’re so confused and obsessed with it though that you’d insert it here.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:2 Re:

Snide comments don’t mean much.

My point isn’t that they should or should not stand on them (it’s the law, they should) rather that it’s cases like this that show how the law ends up creating a legal blockage that should not be acceptable. The guy can spout off with impunity, threaten anyone, and suddenly it’s up to Techdirt if he should or should not be investigated?

It’s not right.

Coyne Tibbets (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:3 Re:

I get the impression you think that that Digger should simply be found–over Techdirt’s unconscious body if needed–and then murdered summarily in a hail of DHS gunfire. With DHS making up the answers to any silly questions afterward.

Because, “It’s not right,” that DHS be impeded from dealing with Digger straightly: not by lawyers, trial, due process or any of that other law BS; and certainly not by that aggravating First Amendment.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:3 Re:

You mean just like when your side threatens people just because they disagree with how copyright law handles things? I can still find comments where your side demands that other people get shoved into wood chippers or get brutalized by a mob. Would you like them to be investigated?

Thought so.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:5 Re:

Way to not answer the question as usual. Where it troubles somebody else you’ll go to the end of the earth to demand that the law throw the book at them to the fullest possible degree (and if they can’t, you start screaming about how the law is outdated and shouldn’t be followed). But the moment that copyright or authority might be mildly inconvenienced you backpedal like a drowning man.

I don’t need to “troll”, unlike you. Anyone who does a cursory search of this website’s comments can see for themselves.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:4 Re:

So John, if (and only if) I said “everyone should put a bullet in the head of John” you would not only find that acceptable, but support me doing it?

Would you find it acceptable that the information that may lead to my arrest be withheld by Techdirt because, well, they feel like it?

We aren’t talking about some civil “he said bad things about how I smell” lawsuits, we are talking about a direct and fairly well articulated threat to human life.

Would you have a different opinion if someone was to act?

John Fenderson (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:5 Re:

“I said “everyone should put a bullet in the head of John” you would not only find that acceptable, but support me doing it?”

Yes, depending on context.

“Would you find it acceptable that the information that may lead to my arrest be withheld by Techdirt because, well, they feel like it?”

Arrest for what? In the case being discussed here, nobody is talking about arresting anybody. Also, Techdirt isn’t withholding information just because they feel like it.

“we are talking about a direct and fairly well articulated threat to human life.”

We are? Where? Neither your hypothetical comment or the comment under discussion are a well-articulated threat (although yours comes closer than the original).

“Would you have a different opinion if someone was to act?”

No.

Ninja (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:6 Re:

That. I’ve made comments as aggressive as this one, mostly offline. I mean “That dude deserves a bullet in his head.” is fairly common when applied to obnoxious people. I actually would say that about Whatever on a few occasions. But it doesn’t mean I would actually do it or like if somebody did it. Deserving is quite different from actually getting it.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:7 Re:

Alas, in the online world, the tone and attitude generally are not transmitted, so it’s up to the individual reader to take it as they want. Perhaps for some, it’s an off the cuff remarket, but to me it seems like a much more bitter and much more dark set of comments. Any one of them taken alone might not add up, but when you group his thoughts together, well, it appears that he might just have the intention.

Put another way, he sounds like he would blend nicely with the idiots that took over the national park building a couple of months ago.

Ninja (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:8 Re:

Alas, in the online world, the tone and attitude generally are not transmitted

But where there are real threats there are ‘offline world’ evidence that such ‘threats’ will come true. Nobody doubts that a threat from ISIS or whatever u call it may be carried out. But a random dude on a tech blog foaming in rage over politicians being assholes or something? Hardly. That’s the issue here.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:6 Re:

“Arrest for what? In the case being discussed here, nobody is talking about arresting anybody. Also, Techdirt isn’t withholding information just because they feel like it.”

Please learn to read. I said ” information that may lead to my arrest”. I didn’t say it as an absolute, rather as a step in the process. Clearly, if Techdirt doesn’t provide certain information, it’s unlikely they would ever have a hope of tracking the guy down otherwise. Thus, Techdirt gets to decide who gets a free pass. Seems like “due process” got all blown out.

“We are? Where? Neither your hypothetical comment or the comment under discussion are a well-articulated threat (although yours comes closer than the original).

The original is a clear enough threat to me. It reads like the words of someone who is comtemplating something more than just being a keyboard warrior. I could be wrong (and I hope I am) but honestly, would it hurt for the police to door knock him and see if he’s living with an arsenal of weapons?

Ninja (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:7 Re:

Thus, Techdirt gets to decide who gets a free pass.

Where is that written? There’s no such thing. The concerns expressed are pretty clear. One: the comment is clearly hyperbolic and fits the subject of the article. Second: they are worried that such thing comes with needless gag orders that currently plague the justice system and against which many companies are pushing back. What seems somewhat clear to me is that TD will not comply blindly and will stand up to the user (appeal any decision to get the data about him to law enforcement) because they believe the comments are clearly not threats thus invalidating any order but that’s how due process work.

John Fenderson (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:7 Re:

“but honestly, would it hurt for the police to door knock him and see if he’s living with an arsenal of weapons?”

As I’ve already said, assuming that the police behave in a reasonable and professional manner, no, it wouldn’t hurt. But that’s not what we’re talking about here.

What we’re talking about here is due process. You seem to be taking issue with Techdirt for not only requiring a subpoena in order to disclose information but also for publicly discussing the issue.

I simply don’t see the problem with that stance — even if the comment at issue was actually a clearly articulated threat.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:8 Re:

As I’ve already said, assuming that the police behave in a reasonable and professional manner, no, it wouldn’t hurt. But that’s not what we’re talking about here.

Looking at Whatever’s behavioral history, if the above hypothetical scenario does actually happen, you can bet that not only will the police storm the fuck out of the location and shoot everyone in sight, but Whatever will be right there screaming his head off and flailing his dick in support, even if it turns out the police gunned down the wrong house.

That one other guy says:

Re: Re:

I’m not sure you stitched things together there correctly.

I went back and looked at the comments myself, and found this interesting.

Quoting “That one guy”
I imagine after a stunt like this they’ll be looking not at demotion but promotion or a bonus.

Quoting “Digger”
The only “bonus” these criminals are likely to see ….

I could be wrong, but it sure looks like the bonus was directed at that one guy’s sarcasm.

Whatever (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:

What issue do you think I am tap dancing around? The actions of the cops in the other story, perhaps? I am not going there because it is absolute, totally, and completely irrelevant to the discussion here. It doesn’t matter if the cops are more crooked than a mountain road, threatening to put a bullet in their heads, even somewhat in jest, is truly not a good place to go.

So rather than tapdancing around the issue, perhaps you would want to add something to the discussion rather than just more ad hom attacks?

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

Personally I think anyone that defends cops and government agents committing crimes and being allowed to get away with it as someone that should be sent to gitmo to experience what that sort of thinking leads to.

Or we could hang every dirty and corrupt state official along with their sympathizers by the lampposts.

Karl (profile) says:

Re: Re:

He calls everyone on the government side criminals, and then says that criminals should get a bullet to their apparently empty skulls.

When you put the two together, there is a clear threat, and one that suggests action against government agents.

This is simply not true. The first quote said that people on the government side “should have grand theft and / or larceny charges filed against them,” which is not a threat of violence.

The second quote said that “a bullet to their apparently empty skulls” could be the consequence of their actions – by someone who is not the poster.

This is clearly hyperbole (and pretty ridiculous IMHO), and is clearly not a direct threat to the agents involved by the commenter.

No reasonable person would conclude that this poster was about to go out and shoot any of the agents involved.

Even if it could be interpreted as such, it does not rise to the level of a “true threat.” For example, here’s a quote that is much more of a “clear threat,” this one against the President:

They always holler at us to get an education. And now I have already received my draft classification as 1-A and I have got to report for my physical this Monday morning. I am not going. If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J.

Yet this statement is not a “true threat,” it is protected speech. The Supreme Court reached that decision in Watts v. United States.

Here’s another example:

If we catch any of you going in any of them racist stores, we’re gonna break your damn neck.

This, again, is protected speech. See NAACP. v. Claiborne Hardware.

Do you know for a fact (absolute) that this guys comments are NOT the first step in doing something really bad?

Luckily for every single human in the U.S., this is not even close to the standard for investigating anyone. There is no way for anyone to know if any speech is “NOT the first step in doing something really bad.”

Gumnos (profile) says:

Re: Re: speech as the first step to doing something really bad

There is no way for anyone to know if any speech is “NOT the first step in doing something really bad.”

Oh, I know of at least one phrase that nigh guarantees subsequent malfeasance. “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

DHS Watcher says:

CBP Agents are Criminals

Why is it that CBP Agents of the DHS violate the very laws they enforce on the rest of us? Do they believe that they are above the law? And now The DHS is threatening to issue a subpoena to Techdirt for a ridiculous comment just because they don’t like Techdirt reporting on their abuse of asset forfeiture procedures?

Instead of attempting to silence commenters and perhaps Techdirt itself, I suggest the DHS seriously needs to clean up their act and stop stealing American’s hard earned cash from them at traffic stops. In short, the CBP Agents need to obey the same laws against theft that they enforce on everyone else.

I especially suggest that the DHS immediately cease and desist from issuing bogus subpoenas in order to silence commenters they don’t like. First of all, it will never ever work and second it will always result in the streisand effect with many many more comments the DHS doesn’t like.

You yellow bellies at the DHS/CBP Agents need to man up so you can take an insult or two and most of all, stop stealing American’s money at traffic stops.

Anonymous Coward says:

Robery Charges

AFAIK, Armed robbery (the agents were armed, weren’t they?) and grand theft are both state-level crimes. I don’t believe there are Federal statutes, except robbing a Federally insured institution. The state agencies know where their Federal funding comes from, and how quickly that will disappear if the Feds are charged. So, it ain’t likely to happen any time soon. I believe this is called blackmail.

Anonymous Coward says:

God Complex

Back in the day (’20s thru the ’40s when J. Edgar was in charge, he instilled in his clean cut, college educated troops the idea that they were a cut above the average citizen, and taught them to act accordingly, but within the law.

Apparently the DOJ as a whole has adopted this philosophy – without the prerequisites – and expanded it to “We’re better than everyone else, can do NO wrong, and, even if we do, we’re above the law and untouchable.” Where they got this concept, I have no idea, but it needs to change – fast. They’re just asking for trouble when the general citizenry gets totally fed up with them.

Zero Nullset says:

I try not to cheer on the idea of senseless violence that doesn’t produce results, and killing a fed or killing 10 feds won’t change anything.

Still part of my wanted to cheer on the original comment, on some gut level it struck me as karmically just for that to happen.

And I then the thought flashed in my brain: “I better not write that comment, because I don’t want to risk being investigated by federal law enforcement. It would be a huge ordeal that could easily cause massive problems, even ruin my life, and there’s an outside chance they could actually get an indictment or even a conviction! I shouldn’t leave that comment.”

That’s a horrible thought. I was actually afraid to speak out about an important issue of public policy because of the threat of being targeted by law enforcement. That’s evil. This is how democracies die.

So, as a gesture of faith in what is great about the American experiment: I also think it would be great if someone shot that scumbag cop in the head. It would be a blow for the both the fourth and first amendment.

How dare you make me have to think about that, DHS. How dare you turn simply expressing a political opinion into an act of courage. How dare you profane the most fundamental values of the very nation you swore to serve and protect.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

how about we just blame them for the problems.

It was “ALREADY” illegal for the government to remove 1st and 4th amendment rights.

Why in the fuck should we consider it a bad thing when someone says we need to violently fight back?

Everything, and I mean everything the Government does is a threat of violence itself. If you do not do what a cop says… you are threatened, if you do not follow the law, there is a threat of violence, if you do not pay your taxes there is a threat of violence.

So as citizens, there must also be a threat of violence when the Government breaks the laws as well.

So we really need to stop calling the people that retaliate against InJustice as the wrong doers here, those that breach “The People’s” rights are the actual wrong doers!

Anonymous Coward says:

Inevitable Result

This whole mess can only go one of two ways. After The Treaty of Versailles in 1919, Germany was a wartorn disaster. How they went from that to the Third Reich and ultimately to WWII is an interesting study in Human psychology.

At the rate the U.S. Government is going, we will either end up like Germany in the 30’s or we will be in the middle of the equivalent of the “French Revolution”. Considering what I see in Idaho and Montana, the latter is far more likely. DC needs to wake up. Besides, I look terrible in brown.

We, as a nation, have survived based on a 240 year old document that has remained intact since the beginning. Somehow, WE THE PEOPLE have allowed that document to become distorted and insignificant. Yes, WE THE PEOPLE have ALLOWED this to happen. WHY?

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Inevitable Result

Yes, WE THE PEOPLE have ALLOWED this to happen. WHY?

Because WE THE PEOPLE are real Americans, but THEY THE OTHER SO CALLED PEOPLE don’t understand how things should work. They have the same rights as the rest of us, but some of their rights must be denied if they might be misused to deny the rights of others. And don’t even get me started on THOSE OTHER GUYS WHO THINK THEY’RE PEOPLE, because they’re the worst: while we have chosen to grant them freedom as their birthright, they haven’t yet done enough to earn it (let alone exercise it).

Damn it, we’ve all got to get past our differences and unite under a common banner. To this end, I declare that we shall be known as the United People’s Front of American States.

Mike Masnick (profile) says:

Re: Re:

In the short run, if we don’t see another story about this within a reasonable amount of time (even just to say that no subpoena has been received), we will have to assume that future reporting has been gagged.

That would perhaps be a reasonable assumption. I intend to post an update by the end of next week at the latest (would be this week, but it’s a really busy week…). If there is nothing in the next two weeks… start asking. 🙂

Anonymous Coward says:

I just had a terrible thought.

Perhaps this whole thing was just bait.

What if they decided to get aggressive with a predetermined list of moderntarian forums to create a Strizand effect intentionally. Perhaps as a means of inciting a response that they could later use to paint everyone supporting alternative candidates as fruit loops?

It would be consistent with some of the counter punch political strategy we’ve seen lately. Maybe DHS cut a deal with Hillary Antionette? I wonder what she promised them?

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