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  • Jan 25th, 2021 @ 2:29am

    Re: Re:

    Actually the link you needed was to /var/lib/satire ...
  • Dec 29th, 2020 @ 7:38am

    Re: Keystone Kops

    The Keystone Kops were funny, these clowns are not.

  • Nov 19th, 2020 @ 5:37am

    What this decision is really about

    Is a decision by the EU court that multinational companies cannot be allowed to exist. Facebook choose to do business in the EU and in other countries, the European Courts have decided that "Facebook" is an individual and has decided to be in the EU so is subject to their laws. A US court can make the same decision and a British Court and a Chinese Court. All these judgements could be contradictory yet Facebook must obey them all. The only alternative they have is to do no business and have no assets in the EU or any other coun try that expects its judgements to be enforced Worldwide. A case the other way around with the US government demanding data from Microsoft that it would be illegal for Microsoft to give in the EU (where the data resided) was decided in the US courts as applying US law to that circumstance.
    If we want the World to continue as it does now we need some new international treaties to limit this stupidity. Until then we must get used to the idea that multinationals are doomed.

  • Jul 23rd, 2020 @ 4:23pm

    but ...

    Twitter has a relatively easy get out here, just stop autocropping images if doing so could cause their users a problem. I am not saying I believe (I don't) that all such alleged infringements of copyright should be acted upon or should be able to be acted upon, merely that Twitter's own actions, entirely voluntary actions, put their customers at risk and they do not have to.

  • Jul 13th, 2020 @ 1:39pm

    Keep the spirit of the old name

    Call themselves the Washington Americans. They claimed the name 'honoured' native Americans, this still would and I'd love to see the looney right get upset about that name!
  • Jun 23rd, 2020 @ 3:16am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: 'Camera is off = You're not a cop'

    Why unreasonable? Police departments are all in favour of putting cameras everywhere they aren't, to quote far too many policemen far too often. If they are behaving themselves they have nothing to fear. The only people with access to the cameras would be the police and anyone who can obtain a court order, based on appropriate evidence of misbehaviour.
    The police assure us they would never abuse their access to private data, so that cannot be their problem, so if the police are still objecting it must mean they don't respect the courts.

  • Jun 23rd, 2020 @ 3:08am


    If they have evidence there is no need to trust them. Trust is for when there is no evidence and that is what this group of criminals has abused.

  • Apr 17th, 2020 @ 4:21am

    What one must remember

    When rightly criticising this madness is why it exists. Partly to punish "those horrible Americans" is true but it is mainly because governments and big business blatantly abused the freedom they used to have.
    Most of life works like a pendulum, one side swings it hard there way and then the other side pushes back just as hard. Neither want a reasonable resolution, both want to win. Until we all learn that compromise isn't a dirty word we will have these problems. Not everything governments do should be public as it happens, not everything governments do is entitled to secrecy. Not all of our data should be private nor should all of it be on the front page of the paper.
    The GDPR is a terrible law but no GDPR was worse law.

  • Aug 7th, 2019 @ 2:39pm

    Only in America ...

    Nielson have always been market leaders, or only players, in the USA, but not in the rest of the World. The other players have had huge problems with reporting on non-linear viewing but they have at least been trying for years.

  • Feb 12th, 2019 @ 1:22am


    I, of course, no nothing about the background of either case. However i do know the two cases are not entirely similar. Kate Scottow used two separate twitter accounts in what was described in court as a campaign of harrassment. "Dead naming" was not her sole attack, there were also allegations of racism, xenophobia, being a crook and a fake lawyer. It would also help if Americans would remember that a visit from the police in the uk doesn't often involve stun grenades and battering rams, it does mean a polite chat with a single unarmed man or woman, who will not force entry if not invited in. And, we value free speech highly, but we don't worship it as some Americans do. Most people here accept more limits on what you can say in public, and we expect our police to "keep the peace" rather than come to see who shot who. They aren't angels, some are thugs, some are racist bastards, but many of them are nice helpful people.

  • Jan 16th, 2019 @ 2:25pm

    Typo in the title

    As the article makes clear the ruling makes dash buttons illegal for making it easy for Amazon to con customers so I assume the title was supposed to be
    "Amazon Dash Buttons Ruled Illegal In Germany For... Making It Too Easy To Fleece Consumers"
  • Nov 28th, 2018 @ 11:36am

    Re: So, 3 out of 4 so accurate that aren't contested.

    It is entirely possible that 3 out of 4 defendants don't actually exist and non-existent defendants frequently keep their own council.
    Personally I have always regarded the American worship of free speech above all else as downright silly but I've not seen Techdirt wandering from that stance. The IDF are far too often a bunch of vile thugs who use the excuse that there are vile thugs on the other side as an excuse to do whatever the hell they like but it is hardly relevant here.
    Sending pictures of the outcome of gunshots to an advocate of everyone carrying and using their weapons is even in my jaundiced anti-American view of Free Speech so completely clearly uncriminal that I can't understand why you bothered posting it, still you have the right to your opinion, however silly.
  • Sep 28th, 2018 @ 12:53pm

    Re: Iv looked it up..

    I wish someone had told me years ago you couldn't use 1000X without an oil setup. Would have saved me hours of looking down my nice Russian made microscope at the bugs in dirty water and wings of butterflies, all sorts ...

    1000X magnification is better with the right gear but just use a bright light and it works OK.
  • Sep 27th, 2018 @ 2:44pm

    The trouble is ...

    I am British.
    Why does that matter here? Well we Brits don't actually have "legal names". We have a system for changing names, called a deed poll which doesn't change your name at all it just provides a form of evidence as to what your real name is, you can change your name any time you like, as often as you like, to (almost) anything you like.
    If you want proof of your name you pay £14 for a deedpoll and fill it out. Then you can change your mind 2 minutes later, pay another £14 and prove you have a new name.
    Your name, as far as the UK is concerned is the name by which you are known. You are entitled to change it when you want, certain actions (like getting married or divorced) allow you proof of a new name for free, but you don't need to actually do anything official, simply let everyone who needs to know your name what you wish to be called and that's done.
    So if a Brit has 6,000 facebook accounts in different names every single one of them could be in their "real name".
    It's a funny old World.
  • Aug 2nd, 2018 @ 7:11am

    Sauce for the goose

    A great many Americans get very upset about the EU courts trying to impose EU law outside their jurisdiction, the same things can be said in reverse. In almost all the world these weapons are illegal, maybe not in the few counties working with pre-industrial revolution systems of law, but for modern countries definitely illegal.
    A written constitution does this. In the modern world courts wrestle with attempting a sane balance between competing rights. We tend to feel our right not to be shot by madmen trumps the right of nitwits to distribute firearms, and full instructions to produce a weapon from systems with genuine alternative uses with no particular skill are in all sensible definitions weapons.
    If these people made strenuous efforts to prevent people outside the USA accessing the information there may be a decent argument for applying US only law to websites but I'd like to see a site of which I am very fond not forgetting that not everything in US law is entirely rational!
    Neither of the first two amendments to the constitution should in the eyes of many rational people be applied without regard to balance. And ant document that needs to be amended to ensure it applies to 20% of the World's population probably needed a complete rewrite a long time ago!
  • Jul 30th, 2018 @ 10:29am


    I can see a genuine use and need for qualified immunity, what seems to me totally absurd is the presumptions US courts appear to base it on.
    There are laws where the interpretation could conceivably be debated, in those cases a police officer should not be held personally responsible for making a reasonable interpretation of the law (that does not mean his employer should not be responsible!).
    However courts should always assume that (save in dire emergency split-second cases) that police officers know the laws they are applying. If they don't know the law what the fried-cucumber-sausages are they doing pretending to be officers of the law?
    These people are PAID TO KNOW THE LAW! It should be assumed they do under almost all circumstances and if they know the law and break it that should not entitle them to nice treatment as police officers it should be a reason to treat them more harshly than a non-police officer would be treated in the same circumstances!
  • Jul 24th, 2018 @ 3:53am

    Well not quite ...

    What the BBC reported was "accurate", sort of. If I call the police local to you and report that you are a paedophile and abused me on several occasions when I was a child I hope the police will investigate. What I suspect you would hope is that on your local TV station your house isn't filmed as the police drop in, that pictures of them going through your underwear aren't included along with a final line statement that you haven't yet been charged.

    The BBC even submitted the report for a "scoop of the year award" which is a bit unlikely given what the story turned out to be, fantasist made outrageous claims about renowned star, famous for christian values and celibacy, claims turned out to be false.

    Had the BBC reported that Police searched a property belonging to a public figure in the wherever-it-is area after allegations of historical sex abuse there would have been no case. The reporting was not balanced and factual it was blatantly sensational.
  • May 21st, 2018 @ 11:31am

    (untitled comment)

    They are called irregular verbs.
    I compete fairly
    You take advantage of my work
    They steal everything we do.

    I call for fair and balanced regulation
    You call for restrictions
    They want full blown censorship

    I am a free marketeer
    You show worrying tendencies to state control
    They are communists

    We are freedom fighters
    They are terrorists

    I use enhanced interrogation techniques
    They torture innocent bystanders

    Identical actions can attract very different descriptions ...
  • May 15th, 2018 @ 11:20am

    Re: Re: Re: definining terrorism by splitting hairs?

    There is absolutely no genetic evidence of human races, there may be lots of "scientific" evidence for them, the problem is that none of it is actually scientific, just produced by silly people who like to pander to the ignorant and the hate-filled.

    There are conditions that are more common in particular groups of individuals, this is not evidence of races but of the fact that you can only inherit genes from your parents and thus some genes are more common in some places than in other, but that doesn't make them "genes for race", these same genes exist in other populations from elsewhere in the world, just at different frequencies.
  • Apr 17th, 2018 @ 2:26am

    Re: Cloudy outlook indeed

    Could quickly lead to an exodus of companies from the US, I bet the authorities in Vancouver are rubbing their hands, not too far up the same coast, only need to move "head office" and financial operations and become a fully fledged Canadian company and you can do business Worldwide. Stay put and be US only.

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