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  • Aug 02, 2022 @ 01:16pm

    Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology...

    Arthur C Clarke’s dictum: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte: "Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence." Grey's Law: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." (eg. You think the DMV jobsworth is taking forever and making mistakes, just to annoy you.) Newbury's Law (of course, I named it after myself!) "Any sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from incompetence. Which is why GCHQ and the NSA always explain it was just an oversight and a mistake. And why the 'fact-checkers' are *never* wrong about misinformation. And modern technology IS magic to the vast majority of the world. The vast majority have NO idea how a cellphone (aka mobile) works and could not explain it to save their life. Quick: how many RF transmitters and how many RF receivers does a top of the line cellphone have? Don't forget GPS and NFC!

  • Apr 28, 2021 @ 08:25pm

    Defence Costs

    Another fine mess, which could easily be avoided by adopting the Common Law position on costs: Loser Pays. The usual argument against loser pays is that poor people cannot afford to uphold their rights. But holders are rarely that poor. And appositely, the prospect of making the loser plaintiff pay the costs, can (and does in Canada and elsewhere) induce lawyers to represent defendants. It should work for patent cases. Then the troll loses the cost advantage.

  • Apr 28, 2021 @ 08:25pm

    Defence Costs

    Another fine mess, which could easily be avoided by adopting the Common Law position on costs: Loser Pays. The usual argument against loser pays is that poor people cannot afford to uphold their rights. But holders are rarely that poor. And appositely, the prospect of making the loser plaintiff pay the costs, can (and does in Canada and elsewhere) induce lawyers to represent defendants. It should work for patent cases. Then the troll loses the cost advantage.

  • Nov 12, 2019 @ 02:26pm

    The warrant is likely defective

    From my meager reading of US 4th Amendment law, I understood that a warrant can only be obtained where the place to e searched is expected to contain *evidence of a crime*. Seems to me that a DNA database almost by definition could not contain evidence of a crime. And there is no actual evidence that the suspected perpetrator's DNA is contained in the database. The warrant does not ask for Joe Perp's DNA, it asks for matches to unknown Joe Perp's DNA, some of whom are not Joe Perp. Anyone know more about this aspect of 4thAM law??

  • Nov 12, 2019 @ 02:26pm

    The warrant is likely defective

    From my meager reading of US 4th Amendment law, I understood that a warrant can only be obtained where the place to e searched is expected to contain *evidence of a crime*. Seems to me that a DNA database almost by definition could not contain evidence of a crime. And there is no actual evidence that the suspected perpetrator's DNA is contained in the database. The warrant does not ask for Joe Perp's DNA, it asks for matches to unknown Joe Perp's DNA, some of whom are not Joe Perp. Anyone know more about this aspect of 4thAM law??

  • Nov 12, 2019 @ 02:18pm

    Time for Ancestry.com to move the database to Switzerland

    If (big IF) ancestry.com wants to avoid being sued, it is time for them to sell the database side of the business to a parallel entity based in say, Switzerland. So the testing can be carried out here, but the data resides elsewhere under the control of a completely different set of individuals. Which persons deal individually with the sample providing customers. Making the DNA testing portion merely a service. If ancestry.com USA *holds* no data, it cannot respond to a warrant. And the Swiss corp will not either!

  • Nov 12, 2019 @ 02:18pm

    Time for Ancestry.com to move the database to Switzerland

    If (big IF) ancestry.com wants to avoid being sued, it is time for them to sell the database side of the business to a parallel entity based in say, Switzerland. So the testing can be carried out here, but the data resides elsewhere under the control of a completely different set of individuals. Which persons deal individually with the sample providing customers. Making the DNA testing portion merely a service. If ancestry.com USA *holds* no data, it cannot respond to a warrant. And the Swiss corp will not either!

  • Apr 22, 2019 @ 09:52pm

    Iceland

    Sorry, my comment seems to have done a Breakaway, and lost all its breaks.

  • Apr 22, 2019 @ 09:48pm

    Iceland

    Being a sovereign nation, Iceland should have taken a more Game of Thrones attitude. It appears that some 56% of Iceland the schmuck corporation is owned by a South African investment group. Iceland the sovereign should have just made teh the South Africans an offer they could not refuse. (Not because someone would wake up with a horses head, in their bed, or even a 100 kilo haddock!) Just a wad of cash being instant profit. At 57%, you control the Board of Directors, so some 'Game of Thrones' in the boardroom, including especially the in-house and out-house lawyers how had so thoroughly covered themselves in shit, would then be in order. And the Board of DIrectors would require the managing officers to file a cancellation/ abdication of the trademark (with or without the right to renew in a limited form). I doubt that Iceland the sovereign would actually need to exercise all of its powers. (although the image of Danaerys-style torching of the prisoners would be interesting... even if a flamethrower was a standin for a dragon!). The writing would not just be on the wall, it would be carved into the wall! I suspect that the head mojo did not actually realize what his minions were doing . He strikes me as being a pretty impressive guy. Sir Malcolm Walker, OBE. There's a rags to riches to rags to riches story here. This is a chunk of its history, taken from its website: Iceland the foodco started in 1970 by Malcolm Walker. Went public in 1984 By 1995, Iceland the foodco had 752 stores and 25 consecutive years of profit and revenue growth. In 2000, Walker fails to recognize the flim-flam. 2000 Iceland makes a recommended offer for Booker, the UK’s largest cash-and-carry operator, with the aim of exploiting buying and other synergies between the two businesses. 2001 New Iceland chief executive Bill Grimsey issues a massive profit warning, and Malcolm Walker and other senior managers are forced to leave the company 2002 Iceland-Booker is renamed The Big Food Group and launches a grandiose recovery plan (Click here to read the saga of ‘The one, two, three, four, five year recovery plan’) but customer numbers and sales remain in steady decline while costs escalate. 2004 The Big Food Group is nearing bankruptcy as provisions made in 2001 come close to exhaustion. 2005 The Big Food Group is taken private and Iceland returned to the management of Malcolm Walker and other senior executives who had been ejected in 2001. ... 2007 Iceland is restored to robust financial health, generating cash and recording an operating profit of almost £100 million. 2009 Iceland opens more than 70 new stores across the UK, including 51 bought from the receivers of Woolworths, and sales exceed £2 billion for the first time. And so on.

  • Jan 30, 2019 @ 01:00pm

    For the technically illiterate

    For the technically illiterate judges, the best possible example of an API would be RULE 33 of the Rules of the Supreme Court of the United States.

    That Rule is all about how documents are to be sized, printed, colored and bound. How many words may be contained in any particular class of document, and how many copies are to be filed.

    The Rule says NOTHING about the actual contents of the documents beyond specifying the general type of content. The Rule is an API for the production of the paper-based aspects of an application for, and the hearing of an appeal to the Supreme Court.

    Similarly the API at issue in Google v Oracle has nothing to say about the contents of or even the names of the variables being used in the code 'behind' the API, only the structural manner in which that code is called, and the intended results of a call *of that type*.

  • Oct 21, 2017 @ 09:26pm

    English law

    Firstly it looks like Penguin missed a great opportunity to respond to Dunn's lawyers with: Our response is the same as was provided in Arkell v. Pressdram.
    Secondly, copyright law is not libel law.
    Thirdly, since Dunn is not a resident of the UK, Brown's lawyers will assuredly move for an order for security for costs. Meaning Dunn will have to post a large chunk of money for a bond, to cover costs if he loses.
    And fourthly, in the UK, the legal regime is that the loser paus the winner's legal costs.
    So how deep are Dunn's pockets?

  • May 28, 2016 @ 01:57pm

    The Real Answer

    The real answer to this sort of stupid, is for the AirBnb's of the world to host in a different country. The US has become so reactionary and grasping that the safest business model is to have the active portions hosted somewhere safe, such as in Brazil.. where there is no extradition or mutual assistance treaty.
    Here a few weeks ago it was noted that a LEO had subpoened information from 23andMe. The intention being, one assumes to track a DNA match to or from a suspect. And there is no effective way for 23andMe to fight back, except, to have all of the DNA profiles stored somewhere in the world where there are strict data privacy laws. The DNA testing could still be done in the US (or better, Canada) but the data would never be retained.
    Same with AirBnB. And there would be very little exposure for airbnb.ca to any US municipality's whinging.

    And of course, the lesson never sinks in. This is a parallel to situation to the utility of anonymous Panana corporations.

  • Feb 07, 2016 @ 08:02pm

    Superb Owl 1, 1966

    Re that tape of the Big Aim Superb Owl One, maybe the owner should find some country which is NOT a Berne convention signatory, and offer the tape for auction there, to the highest bidder. No Berne, watch the NFL burn!

  • May 19, 2015 @ 04:42am

    Re: How does the FBI get in the middle in the first place?

    Oops.
    I would like to know how the FBI has any right to even ask for this NDA. The cops buy from Harris, not the FBI. Where/how do the FBI get to demand an NDA? Is there some obscure section which lets the FCC pass oversight of cellphone tower like broadcasting to the FBI? Or allows the FBI to allow hacking the phone system when they approve?
    The nature and source of this 'power' would be interesting to know.

  • May 19, 2015 @ 04:35am

    How does the FBI get in the middle in the first place?

  • Apr 27, 2015 @ 10:35am

    Importation/Copyright

    I keep hearing that Saturday Night Live skit, in my head. The one where Premier Hu, through the translator asks "Will you kiss me? ...Because I like to be kissed when people are doing sex to me!"

  • Apr 19, 2015 @ 12:57pm

    Importation/Copyright

    This guy Boogards reveals that he is totally incompetent to speak for his company. The Supreme Court of the US dealt with this, definitively, two years ago in the Kurtsesng case.
    http://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/kirtsaeng-v-john-wiley-sons-inc/

    Commentary from scotusblog. Holding: The “first sale” doctrine, which allows the owner of a copyrighted work to sell or otherwise dispose of that copy as he wishes, applies to copies of a copyrighted work lawfully made abroad.

    So Boogards is a liar and a fartwit ( the reader may wish to substitute other vowels and consonants).
    Bookstores and individuals can import and sell books they buy overseas.

  • Jan 30, 2015 @ 04:13pm

    @roger strong
    You are wrong. In the GTA,EVERY broadcaster switched from analog to digital. And some added secondary channels in the same stream, so depending on your location there can be up to 25 digital channels available, at least 14 of which are in HD. And any TV built in the 10 years either has a digital tuner, or can accept an external tuner.

  • Apr 17, 2014 @ 04:41pm

    Irony

    Meanwhile, the Senate Press Gallery has decided NOT to renew the Press Pass of ScotusBlog. And the Supreme Court itself will not grant Press Pass access accreditation to Scotusblog either. Not 'Press'???

  • Dec 18, 2013 @ 11:32am

    Corporate Sovereignty

    The 'received-wisdom' backup to this is that 'Texaco was a bad corp'. Of course, there is the little question about how the plaintiff's lawyers bribed the judge, and paid an 'expert' to write the judge's decision. Of COURSE, they got a massive judgment. But it was a fraud, and should not have been granted.
    Chevron is now suing the plaintiff's lawyers in the USA for damages for fraudulent conspiracy. For the same amount as the judgment.
    So 'corporate sovereinty is not actually involved here. Just extortion and fraud.

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