Improved response to stimulus may not translate to real-world application in some cases. Jumping over anything with your thumb is not recommended. Seek medical attention for anyone you may have reflexively punched when surprised (and probably psychiatric help for yourself).
I see what you did there
If only rational thought was highly infectious...
Why should you be taken seriously?
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
On what fucking planet is rooting a phone equal to murder?
-1 intelligent response from you, AC.
The moron above me can't read a line of pink text that says "Click to show the comment."
Conflating digital copying with terrorism.
Blizzard deals with most game exploits the easy way: account ban or suspension, depending on severity and how quick they hotfixed it. To my knowledge, Blizz has only gone legal against players for modifying the game client's code and hosting private World of Warcraft servers (the latter for attracting unsubscribed players, IIRC).
God... damn... you...
There's that irony again...
Good God, man! Put that thing back in your pants. No one wants to see that in public.
You don't have to be such a nasty cunt about this though. What is your problem?
I was hoping I didn't sound "Nazi", but true enough on the typography part I suppose. :)
I believe you want to use "Se?orita": the alt-code # for that n-with-tilde is 164 (admission: I had to look it up).
RE: #2 - From years of experience playing World of Warcraft, I can tell you; very easily.
Sir, I believe you dropped these sunglasses.